A monkey’s justifiable rage leaves one man dead and 250 wounded, mostly women and children with their faces chewed off.

Well…okay. It’s a start. The most frustrating thing about this situation is that it didn’t happen in the United States House of Representatives.

The monkey was subdued by a violent mob and will spend the rest of its life behind bars or wires or whatever they make cages out of in India. They’ll probably keep the poor bugger in a wicker basket.

Alcoholic killer monkeys get a bum rap. Given the opportunity, alcoholic killer monkeys could achieve much-needed reform in these troubled times.