Nine days ago, Elon Musk surpassed Jeff Bezos as the world’s richest man. Four days ago, Bezos returned the favor. The next day, Bezos rubbed it in with a successful rocket launch:

“Elon, you sad little man,” Bezos scoffed. “Your rockets all look like dildos. Only mine looks like a real dick.”

(Blue Origin engineers fondly refer to the Bezos design as “Blue Origlans”.)